So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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