quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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