and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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