the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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