i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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