If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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