After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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