we're blogging at a bar
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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