he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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