I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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