now i know why i became what i already was.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
