I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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