I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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