everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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