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Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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