I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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