I'm so fucking centered right now
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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