It's Friday. Sex?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
