So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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