i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
We have so much sex to catch up on
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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