my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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