Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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