Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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