My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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