Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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