Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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