So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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