I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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