i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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40s are totally the cure
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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