"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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