If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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