drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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