I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I have aggressive nipples.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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