Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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