Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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