Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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