Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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