Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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