If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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