your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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