there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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