another moral hangover. fuck.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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