i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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