her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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