She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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