Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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