I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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