Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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