I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Randomize
