OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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