beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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