can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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