how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
